fucking crowdsurfer guy: so i jumped up and i think i kicked this lady in the head...the music stopped and i ended up with this golfball sized bump on the back of my head
me: HAHAHA! that's what you get asshole!
stupid ass crowdsurfing girl: so i'm crowdsurfing and these peoples' hands are going up my shirt and my asscrack...
me: HAHAHAA! that's what you get, bitch!
if you're going to jump on people's heads you are asking to get shit stolen or to get groped. you get no sympathy from me.
yes i am a bitch. :D